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Saturday, January 7, 2012
Friday, June 3, 2011
Finding your mother's mobile phone in a large field
So your friend, wife, etc. (or in my case mother) has lost her cell phone in about 1.5 hectares (~3.7 acres for you americans) of field and forrest.
You happen to be 100km away... what do you do?
The only way she's really going to find it before dark is to walk around and look for it... but it would be much easier to find in all that wild space if it was ringing.
This is exactly what happened to my mother.
I started dialling my phone and letting it ring while she went out to walk around... this got pretty tedious after the first little while.
So after all that dialling I noticed that the phone would ring for 59 seconds and then hang up (likely a feature of my carrier) and being the lazy and dumb programmer I am, I decided there must be a way to automate all that dialling.
A quick search with google and sure enough there was!
Lucky for me, I use an Android phone and I have the development tools on my computer. This allowed me to write a small script that simply dialled her over and over again every 70 seconds.
This is what I did:
- I use a Mac Pro (but this should work on linux with a bash shell as well, Windows users are on your own).
- You need the Android SDK installed.
- You need an android phone (I am using a Nexus S currently).
Here is the quick and dirty shell script I wrote to to the job:
#!/bin/bash
echo "Calling every 70 seconds..."
c=1
while [ 1 ]
do
adb -s 173166299F8500EC shell service call phone 2 s16 "13335554444"
sleep 70s;
echo "Calling again ($c) ..."
(( c++ ))
done
The -s ### is the identity of the phone, I have several devices connected to my computer and I needed to indicate which one I wanted to act upon.
The last number in quotes is the number to dial (redacted for security).
The 70s is 70 seconds of course.
This would dial the phone and wait 70 seconds (about 11 seconds longer than the phone would ring), then dial it again.
Warning: If you use this as a prank on someone, I'm not responsible for the hole in your shorts when your ass gets kicked; or if the phone company cuts you off after your buddy complains. Besides, think about it, they are going to know who is doing it to them when your number pops up on the screen.
Oh... and yes... she did find her phone in the end.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Gingerbread out for Nexus One
My Nexus one that I use for development has just updated to Gingerbread.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Metered Internet in Canada. Say it ain't so!
More information on the Metered Internet in Canada:
I rent movies and make telephone calls, do my banking, pay my taxes, renew my car license, interact with my city, provincial and federal governments all through network technology.
The network service providers are aware that more and more we are going to depend on the network for our day to day lives. They want to get the rules changed now before most of us are aware of just how much things are going to change.
What we'll end up with is a system like cell phone where you pay by the minute for every call you make and the cost can be as high as they like it to be.
This is not a good situation for us and will in fact make us a backward country in terms of our future compared to the rest of the world. Don't let this become the way things are. Help change the rules before they rules are implemented.
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Monday, January 24, 2011
New Android version released
Well it appears today that that my Nexus One got an OTA update from 2.2.1 to 2.2.2.
Now if only Samsung would get off their asses and stop screwing their customers.
I am dropping my Galaxy S Captiva as soon as I can!
The notice said it was a maintenance release, which would make sense based on the version sequence.
More on the update here:
Nexus One Gets Android 2.2.2 Update, Still no Gingerbread
Now if only Samsung would get off their asses and stop screwing their customers.
I am dropping my Galaxy S Captiva as soon as I can!
Monday, September 20, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Wired Magazine: Really? The Web Is Dead?
Or so says and article in Wired Magazine: The Web Is Dead. Long Live the Internet
They include a fancy graph at the top of the article as proof of the authors statements.
However, that graph seems to be misleading if I'm interpreting it correctly. Lets take a look.
Sources: Wired Magazine per Cisco estimates based on CAIDA publications, Andrew Odlyzko
Notice that DNS and Web are down relative to video and peer-to-peer however we know that they are not down; DNS alone still happens every time your computer needs to translate a name to a number and it happens a lot more in your computer and on more devices than it ever has... it's just a very small amount of data. If the values are a proportion of traffic, then even if Web (http) usage was increasing, the volume of a movie or p2p file transfer (also most likely a movie) would dilute the figures so that it looked like "the web" was dead as the author claimed.
In fact all this is really showing is that the proportion of data attributed to video is rising, which we know to be true as more and more people get their content via streams (Netflix, iTunes, Youtube, etc). It shows that more data is video, and possibly the web has become more efficient... in no way does it actually indicate that "the web is dead".
I am very surprised that Wired would make this kind of mistake, let alone that others pass it along without actually understanding what they are looking at.
It's one of those inaccurate mumbo jumo articles that can actually define the attitudes that make it come to pass, although I very much doubt that it will in the next 15 years at least.
It actually unfortunate that the authors (Chris Anderson and Michael Wolff) made this mistake, because even though they did have some interesting things to say, they caused themselves to be taken les seriously using that data as a basis of their article.
It really makes you wonder how many people are going to read that article and not actually look at the graph.
I can see it now; I'll be talking to some customer and he/she will tell me "The Web Is Dead"... at which point I'll likely apply palm to face.
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